AP Story of the Day

My friend Sarah sent along this AP story, which has a great headline:

Woman Gets Stuck on Toilet, Suffers Burns

The rest of the story isn't bad, either. Turns out someone put a cement compound on the toilet seats at an Iowa mall. The burns came when paramedics used fingernail polish remover to...remove her. The best moment comes at the end, when the woman says it was "one of the most embarrassing moments in her life." One of? What kind of a life has this woman led?