Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Scientologists Are Really, Really Scary

In case you're not yet convinced that Tom Cruise is an eleven-foot-tall, potentially homosexual space lizard who's having his real identity forcefully suppressed by Scientologists here on Earth, read up on this Isaac Hayes stuff, if you haven't already. He supposedly quit South Park over an episode mocking Scientology, but his whereabouts and the nature of his recent communications are taking on the bizarro tenor of an X-Files episode. Where's Mulder when you need him?

If the blog goes down in the next day or two, send help.

(Via Andrew Sullivan)

1 Comments:

Blogger MAW said...

You'll appreciate this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45t7dQVlOR4&search=tom%20cruise%20issac%20hayes

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