More Trouble at Chuck's Place

I interrupt your holiday with breaking news from the ultra-violent terrordome of Chuck E. Cheese. A 34-year-old man in Massachusetts ripped Chuck E.'s head off and was fined $500. The prosecutor wanted six months in jail for the guy, and at first I thought that was a bit harsh. But really, stiffer penalties might be the only way to keep the restaurant chain from becoming a failed state.

(Via my friend The Wisest of Men)