Mascots Rumble, Sort Of

I first heard about this mascot fight over the weekend. I was excited to write about it, but then the video let me down. It's clear that this wasn't as thrilling as it first sounded. But still, one mascot was paid $100 by a fan (my kind of fan) to rip the mustache off another mascot, with just seven seconds left on the clock and the game hanging in the balance. That's not nothing.

I feel like the one mascot backs off before it can really amount to a brawl, because he came to and realized that he wasn't encased in foam like the other guy. A bit more embarrassing to be in clear view, just a dude wearing chaps, fighting a big blue bull.