Thursday, January 04, 2007

Will You Still Feed Me, When I'm Sixty-Four?

Yes, Harrision Ford is 64. And in relating the news that the fourth Indiana Jones movie is set to start filming this spring, Pajiba's Dustin Rowles notes (wisely) that Sean Connery, who plays Indy's dad, "looks 10 years younger than Harrison Ford now." Indeed.

He also offers a working title for the project:

Geriatric Jones and the Search for Depends (with the Occasional Nap)

A reader follows that with:

Indiana Jones and the Search for Someone Who Still Gives a Rat's Ass

I pride myself on having funny readers. (Well, a few of you, anyway. I won't say which ones.) So, fire away. Any good ideas for a title? Here, I'll get you started with mine:

Indiana Jones and the Search for...What Did He Come In Here For, Again?



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Raiders of the Lost AARP

Indiana Jones and the Very, Very Last Crusade

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Nick said...

Indiana Jones and the Prostate of Doom

See also:

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This could be the name of his band

Indiana Jones and the Church of the Wholly Frail

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Indiana Jones and the Search for My Pants

Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Colonoscopy

Indiana Jones and oh MAN these bunions hurt

Indiana Jo-ack! My heart! *thud*

4:19 PM  
Anonymous dread pirate said...

Indiana Jones and the Murder She Wrote Marathon

Indiana Jones and the $4.76 Birthday Check

Indiana Jones and the time he needed a new heel for his shoe so he decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So he tied an onion to his belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh ya. The important thing was that he had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

Florida Jones and the Retirement Home

Indiana Jones and the Life Alert Commercial

Indiana Jones and His Many Trips to the Bathroom Every Night

Cocoon 3

Indiana Jones and the Black Socks with Sandals

Indiana Jones and the Damn Kids Who Are Always on His Lawn

5:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dementia jones and the raiders of the lost...the lost...what was i talking about?

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Raiders of the Lost Viagra,

Indiana Jones and the incredibly low thermostat setting,

Indiana Jones and the absurdly early dinner at Bob Evans,

Indiana Jones and the nauseating smell of mothballs, Vics Vapor Rub and a third thing that I can't quite put my finger on but I'm guessing prune juice.

6:36 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

Indiana Jones and ... Didn't There Used to be a War in This Movie?

Indiana Jones Has Fallen, and He Can't Get Up.

Indiana Jones and the 25 mph Sunday Drive in the Passing Lane.

11:04 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

How about:

Retarding Henry (Jones)

Oops, wrong movie.

1. Indiana Jones Has Fallen and He Can't Get Up

2. Raiders of the Lost . . . Hey, You Kids, Stay Off My Lawn!

3. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Geritol

9:14 AM  
Anonymous Deleted Space said...

I gotta shout out to the "Wholly Frail." That was inspired.

Indiana Jones and the Very Last Crusade... Unless It Does Really Well. ( shamelessly ripped from the Fametracker headlines )

Indiana Jones and the Bottle of Really Difficult to Open Pills

Indiana Jones and the Race for the Bathroom

Indiana Jones and Rocky Balboa: The Search for the Original Cheekbones

Indiana Jones and the Plaid Suspenders

Indiana Jones and the Inappropriate Makey-Outy with the Chick Young Enough to Be His Great-Grandchild

Indiana Jones the Big Red Dog

12:13 AM  

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