Steal, Win a Prize

It's a bit late to be calling your attention to this, seeing as how the deadline is midnight tomorrow, but The Morning News is holding a plagiarism contest. Full details here, but the gist is: Create a story of 750 words or less using only phrases, sentences, and paragraphs from other works. (With full citation of the other works required. No original writing allowed.)

If I can come up with something on short notice, I'll post it here.