Licorice Clouds

I went to lunch the other day with Nick and a woman who was just back from a trip to Iceland. She shared her stories, and then, as those conversing about Iceland tend to do, we turned our attention to Bjork. And I remembered this piece from a while back on McSweeney's, which is very funny because the writer gives Bjork hysterical things to say, but also because it implies that a relationship with her makes even Matthew Barney "the practical one."