Mascots Violently Against Public Displays of Man Parts

Among my many strengths as a blogger is this: I don't resort to frontal male nudity very often. In fact, this is a first, but I think you'll agree it's worth it. This is a streaker at a soccer match getting tackled -- but good -- by a bee mascot. (Now you see why I had to do this.) The security guards give pathetic chase, but the bee, well, he really pile drives this guy. Then, in a fit of excited pride, he gets his mascot-ry mixed up and starts doing the worm. There are a million reasons to love our mascot friends. Here's one:

Owned Streaker
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(via Deadspin)