Me vs. Ken
It seems everyone is offering their own take on this McSweeney's piece -- including two friends of this blog, here and here. So, since it's a quiet-ish week in these parts, I'll show up way too late and take a crack at it. Here are the Jeopardy! categories in which I'm reasonably confident I could beat Ken Jennings:
REM lyrics
Shortstops of the 1980s
Richard Russo novels
Spinal Tap and Raising Arizona quotes
How to Mismanage Apartment-Rental Decisions
The Simpsons
New York City Bars
College Mascots
Reasons to Dread Traveling
Reasons to Dread
REM lyrics
Shortstops of the 1980s
Richard Russo novels
Spinal Tap and Raising Arizona quotes
How to Mismanage Apartment-Rental Decisions
The Simpsons
New York City Bars
College Mascots
Reasons to Dread Traveling
Reasons to Dread
posted by JMW at 10:58 PM
5 Comments:
Stealing is fun.
http://tvinthewoods.blogspot.com/2007/06/what-is-next-hot-internet-meme.html
"Reasons to Dread."
I love it. :)
(And I should you and I ever find ourselves in the highly unlikely positions of competitors on Jeopardy! and the Raising Arizona quotes category were to come up...well, let's just say you'd be facing some fierce competition, buddy!)
Ok then.
My list:
The Dukes of Hazzard Movie.
Ways to Lose Money in Vegas
Surprisingly Comfortable Places to Pass Out
Awkward Pick-Up Attempts
“Thanks for Asking Me on a Date, But …”
Fantasy Baseball Rules
Club Dread Quotes
Taking a Punch
Excuses for Not Cleaning
Rhona Mitra Photo Shoots
Defensive Backfield Coverage Schemes
Deleted Scenes From the Borat DVD
Funny Things That Happened at Dallas Bars After Midnight
Ways to Make Fun of an Asian Friend’s Puffy Face at the Hard Rock Pool
-- Comish
This is my exact inner structure, done in a t-shirt, exactly medically accurate.
JB
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