the ride with this blog is worth the fall
posted by JMW at 10:50 PM
you were in my dream last night. you were very short and somewhat pudgy, and though you were initially excited to see me when you found me listening to a bob mould song, you quickly became impatient and wanted me to leave. this was at your office. at one point, i left my phone in a hallway, and when i came back to it, someone had stolen the numbers, but left the display. just thought you might appreciate that.
how funny, i too dreamt about you! you were rail thin and tall as the chrysler building and carrying a cane that was a telephone pole, with tassels dangling, that were its frayed phone lines. whenever you spotted people purchasing music you considered second-rate you would jab them with your cane -- rather like boy george when he was reprimanded by nyc for druggy behavior or whatever it was, and had to clear litter from a park -- raise them to your face and nip the cd from their hands with your giant teeth, then chomp it to bits and spit it through the nearest open office window! it was so scary. everyone became terrified that their taste in music would be judged. this was in the streets surrounding your office. i dropped my phone on the corner of 57th St and 5th Avenue, in front of the Tiffanys display windows, and when i returned you had crushed it, having mistaken it for something by cat stevens.
i was serious about having the dream.
I welcome all reports of dreams about me, true or not.Also, I like many a Cat Stevens song.
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