Football Jerseys in Church & Catfish Heads

David Courtney writes an advice column as “The Texanist” for Texas Monthly. This month’s first two questions from readers are:

Q. Is it wrong to wear your football team’s jersey to church?
BILL BLEDSOE, DALLAS

and

Q: Texas is the only place where I have seen catfish heads on fence posts. Is this just bragging, or, as I was told by a friend, is it to ward off evil spirits?
JACK SHANAFELT, LAKE MCQUEENEY

Courtney’s answers can be found here. They somehow include this sentence: “If you have the occasion to find yourself outside a bus station in Oaxaca with time to kill, don’t kill it by hot-shotting a bottle of the stuff with a willowy bus driver named Gordo.”

(Via The Browser)