Overheard in Saratoga

My dad, who's watching the news with someone in the next room, just said the following:

She won't serve any time. I mean, I don't care about Lindsay Lohan, but the problem is, she'll kill somebody else. They need to put some kind of tracking bracelet on her. Something where, if she touches a steering wheel, she blows up.

See, this other girl served 82 minutes of a four-day sentence for DUI...Nicole Richie, whoever that is.