Friday, February 16, 2007

AP Headlines of the Day

I'm not sure this feature has ever seen a day quite like this one. A bounty for you:
Turtle Eaten by Golden Retriever Lives

Newborn Ends Up in Pa. Woman's Pant Leg

Woman Says She Got Cancer by Hugging Dad
And my favorite, just because I imagine the qualifier after the semi-colon could be used in far more headlines than it currently is:
Man Grabs Shark With Hands; Blames Vodka
See, watch how it could work, using more of today's news:
Quincy Jones Planning Movie on Brazil; Blames Vodka

'Beckham' Director Pregnant With Twins; Blames Vodka

Bush Signs $464 Billion Spending Bill; Blames Vodka

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3 Comments:

Anonymous pf said...

This one caught my eye this morning:
Paris Hilton Looks Bored at Vienna Ball
I love it. Someone famous for nothing, doing nothing. Now, that's news.

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vodka. Is there anything it can't do? It's like a red, Kryptonian sun in a bottle.

-- Comish

6:02 PM  
Blogger Katy said...

A+

12:24 PM  

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