Will You Still Feed Me, When I'm Sixty-Four?
Yes, Harrision Ford is 64. And in relating the news that the fourth Indiana Jones movie is set to start filming this spring, Pajiba's Dustin Rowles notes (wisely) that Sean Connery, who plays Indy's dad, "looks 10 years younger than Harrison Ford now." Indeed.
He also offers a working title for the project:
Geriatric Jones and the Search for Depends (with the Occasional Nap)
A reader follows that with:
Indiana Jones and the Search for Someone Who Still Gives a Rat's Ass
I pride myself on having funny readers. (Well, a few of you, anyway. I won't say which ones.) So, fire away. Any good ideas for a title? Here, I'll get you started with mine:
Indiana Jones and the Search for...What Did He Come In Here For, Again?
He also offers a working title for the project:
Geriatric Jones and the Search for Depends (with the Occasional Nap)
A reader follows that with:
Indiana Jones and the Search for Someone Who Still Gives a Rat's Ass
I pride myself on having funny readers. (Well, a few of you, anyway. I won't say which ones.) So, fire away. Any good ideas for a title? Here, I'll get you started with mine:
Indiana Jones and the Search for...What Did He Come In Here For, Again?
Labels: Movies
posted by JMW at 12:32 PM
10 Comments:
Raiders of the Lost AARP
Indiana Jones and the Very, Very Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Prostate of Doom
See also: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/10/10bryan.html
This could be the name of his band
Indiana Jones and the Church of the Wholly Frail
Indiana Jones and the Search for My Pants
Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Colonoscopy
Indiana Jones and oh MAN these bunions hurt
Indiana Jo-ack! My heart! *thud*
Indiana Jones and the Murder She Wrote Marathon
Indiana Jones and the $4.76 Birthday Check
Indiana Jones and the time he needed a new heel for his shoe so he decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So he tied an onion to his belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh ya. The important thing was that he had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
Florida Jones and the Retirement Home
Indiana Jones and the Life Alert Commercial
Indiana Jones and His Many Trips to the Bathroom Every Night
Cocoon 3
Indiana Jones and the Black Socks with Sandals
Indiana Jones and the Damn Kids Who Are Always on His Lawn
dementia jones and the raiders of the lost...the lost...what was i talking about?
Raiders of the Lost Viagra,
Indiana Jones and the incredibly low thermostat setting,
Indiana Jones and the absurdly early dinner at Bob Evans,
Indiana Jones and the nauseating smell of mothballs, Vics Vapor Rub and a third thing that I can't quite put my finger on but I'm guessing prune juice.
Indiana Jones and ... Didn't There Used to be a War in This Movie?
Indiana Jones Has Fallen, and He Can't Get Up.
Indiana Jones and the 25 mph Sunday Drive in the Passing Lane.
How about:
Retarding Henry (Jones)
Oops, wrong movie.
1. Indiana Jones Has Fallen and He Can't Get Up
2. Raiders of the Lost . . . Hey, You Kids, Stay Off My Lawn!
3. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Geritol
I gotta shout out to the "Wholly Frail." That was inspired.
Indiana Jones and the Very Last Crusade... Unless It Does Really Well. ( shamelessly ripped from the Fametracker headlines )
Indiana Jones and the Bottle of Really Difficult to Open Pills
Indiana Jones and the Race for the Bathroom
Indiana Jones and Rocky Balboa: The Search for the Original Cheekbones
Indiana Jones and the Plaid Suspenders
Indiana Jones and the Inappropriate Makey-Outy with the Chick Young Enough to Be His Great-Grandchild
Indiana Jones the Big Red Dog
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