AP Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus Headline of the Day

Police Arrest Nude Man Stuck in Chimney

The first paragraph of the story:

HAYWARD, Calif. -- A man who spent five hours naked and stuck in the chimney of his stepmother's home was arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of drugs, police said.

(Tip of the cap to Leigh for sending the story, and to Nick for the Yes, Virginia idea.)