Sunday, February 12, 2006

Five Questions About the Olympics

1. Will someone be kind enough to wake me when they’re over?

2. Was there a time when they were legitimately exciting, or did I just feel that way up to 1988 or so because I was young and even more gullible than I am now, if that's possible?

3. Is there a single person who thinks the addition of professional players improved the enterprise?

4. Was Mary Lou Retton cute? I remember having posters of her on my wall in 1984, right next to those of Kristy McNichol, but the other day a friend pulled up a picture of her from that time, and lord, not so good.

5. Really, anyone else think she was cute at the time? You're among friends.


Anonymous Dreadly Pirate said...

1. Sure
2. No
3. Only homosexuals and midgets - especially homosexual midgets.
4. Well she aint' Swoozie Kurtz but she had her moments. 1984 was kind to no man.
5. Yeah but then again I had a thing for that chick from Alf.

12:10 AM  
Blogger Dezmond said...

No, she was never hot. Or cute.

10:51 AM  

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